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Whimsical unallotment analogy for Minnesota

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Bottom line: Not paying your bills is just plain wrong

Until the court decision that found part of Gov. Tim Pawlenty's massive budget unallotment gambit to be unconstit-utional, I was strongly considering sending a letter like this to some of those annoying people who keep demanding that I pay my bills -- one in particular.

Dear Cell Phone Service Provider:

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