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Turtle River bear statue cut off at the ankles

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Someone stole my bear statue. It looks like they tried to cut underfoot atop its rooted stump with a handsaw. They gave up and then knocked her off at the ankles.

Before going to Russia, Obama said that Putin had one foot forward and one stuck in the past. Putin responded that everybody knows you need both feet to keep your balance. You now have a bear without balance.

Casey Ellingson

Turtle River

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