Selling Senate seats to Mobil, AT&T, Exxon
In days of yore they called them the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence and Death -- the scourges of humankind.
They're still around, but now they carry new names: Roberts, Scalia, Thomas, Alito and Kennedy -- the conservative majority of the U.S. (ha ha) Supreme Court. (I know, that makes five. There's inflation everywhere.)