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Prime Time: The miracle that did happen

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"Horny but inexperienced, socially inept, healthy but non-athletic, near-sighted, bright, studious, tee-totaling, non-smoking, nominally Christian white male, almost 19, B-plus sophomore at Cornell University, seeks com-passionate, charitable, bright, studious, socially mature, lovable, non-smoking, unattached coed, 18 or so. Object: conversation, cuddling, eventual marriage."

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