Obama is tied to the RR tracks
If life were an old-fashioned movie serial we'd be at the scene where Barack Obama is tied to railroad tracks while an oncoming train sounds in the distance.
And if it were a movie, he'd escape. I'm not sure how, but at the last moment he'd slip his bonds and roll off the tracks just as the train roared by.
That's the difference between movies and real life.
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