Maybe we should take a closer look at ourselves
When the oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico accidentally demolished itself, it allowed the oil to gush out of broken pipes. We responded in typical American fashion -- go to the aid of an area facing calamity.
We formed groups to collect and transport human hair to the scene. This human hair was used to create massive restraining mats to prevent the oil from reaching the Mississippi and Louisiana shores.
Although this was not as effective as we had hoped, we left with the knowledge that we responded in the only way we could devise.
Maybe we should take a closer look at ourselves. Everyone is crazy except me and you and I am beginning to wonder about you.