John Eggers: Standards for dad: How are you doing?
Someone once said, “The greatest gift I ever had came from God; I call him Dad.” Whoever said that was a wise person. I wish I’d thought of it.
Since God made all dads, the standards to be a dad are high. What do you think they might be? I have ten for your consideration.
• Standard 1. You have to love soap-on-a-rope.