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So these two elementary boys are sitting in the cafeteria eating lunch and one boy says, “I have to get my tonsils taken out next week.” The other boy says, “Oh, I had that done last year and I couldn’t eat anything for three days.” He continues, “I have to go to the doctor, too, next week to get circumcised.” The other boy replies, “I had that done when I was very young and I couldn’t walk for


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