John Eggers column: What I did on my summer vacation (by Simon)
This is what I did on my summer vacation. First of all I want you to know that I turned 1-year-old this August. I don’t know why my best friend didn’t give me a cake. Dogs like birthday parties, too. I especially enjoy eating the paper napkins left by the guests and the crumbs around the table. My best friend tells others I still act like a puppy. The truth is, I feel like I’m at least 7.