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I'm sorry Mitt, I owe you an apology

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Presumptive nominee Mitt Romney is seemingly fixated on apologies. He's obsessed with apologies like Bristol Palin is obsessed with teen abstinence - like BP is obsessed with clean energy - Marcus Bachmann with curing homosexual men...

Mitt's book is titled "No Apology." He's convinced the problem with Obama is that he apologizes for America. Because Mitt is so engrossed by apologies - he sees apologies that aren't there.

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