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Here's my 2 cents in White House advice

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I'm only guessing, but a major problem with being president has to be people around you being more likely to stick their face in a cast-iron oscillating fan than tell you the truth. Let's say you slip and fall and rip a hole in your pants down to your ankle while spilling hot coffee on a little blind girl in a wheelchair in front of a nationally televised audience.

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