Chicken story proof of small-town life in Bemidji
You know you live in a small town (Bemidji? Lake Woebegone?) when the local newspaper runs their front-page major news story topped by a full banner headline reading: "Chickens given 24 hours."
Not even Garrison Keillor could dream up something that special.
And even better (worse?), regular readers understood the headline perfectly!
Ahhh, only in America.