A card for every lousy occasion
"Boy, the wife is getting on my nerves. She keeps giving me sympathy cards for being unemployed."
"Ah, yes, you speak of a new line of greeting cards from Hallmark. What do the cards say?"
"'Don't think of it as losing your job,' reads one. 'Think of it as a time-out between stupid bosses.'"
"An interesting way to console someone who is out of work."