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A card for every lousy occasion

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"Boy, the wife is getting on my nerves. She keeps giving me sympathy cards for being unemployed."

"Ah, yes, you speak of a new line of greeting cards from Hallmark. What do the cards say?"

"'Don't think of it as losing your job,' reads one. 'Think of it as a time-out between stupid bosses.'"

"An interesting way to console someone who is out of work."

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